13 Unwritten Office Washroom Rules
“Some rules are nothing but old habits that people are afraid to change.” Therese Anne Fowler
Every office bathroom needs a set of unwritten rules – because they need to be said.
It is the best way to ensure washroom etiquette at the workplace. Otherwise, your field trip to the loo will always be unpleasant.
But before we go into the unwritten office washroom rules, you need to take care of the basic workplace hygiene requirements. For delightfully fresh and sparkling clean washrooms you need:
- Managed washroom services including feminine hygiene, hand hygiene, odour control, washroom sanitizers, etc.
- Urinal and shower deep cleaning
- Intensive washroom biological treatment
Back to what we were saying…
So, what are these unwritten office washroom rules we’re talking about?
Keep reading to find out…
Unwritten Office Washroom Rule 1: No Elaborate Greetings
You go to the bathroom to attend to private business, right? So does the next bathroom visitor, and the other one as well.
Therefore, while at the bathroom is neither the time or best place for awkward or formal greetings.
Can you imagine shaking hands with someone while at the washroom? It’s a disturbing thought, right?
So what are you supposed to do? We hear you cry.
If you are at the urinal, give your colleague a nod and go on to do your thing.
If you are at the bathroom sink washing your hands, then a quick “Hi” or “Hello” will suffice.
Speaking through the stall walls is an absolute no. (Unless you are asking for toilet paper because yours run out).
Another exception is if you are both walking out of the toilet at the same time. By all means, chat away.
Unwritten Office Washroom Rule 2: No Lavish Farting
Yes, yes, the washroom is a place for stinky business. But even so, mind the other toilet users. If you must fart, especially at the urinal, do it silently.
There’s no point of releasing a loud and satisfied fart.
Research says most people fart about 14 to 22 times a day, so there’s nothing wrong with you. Just mind the timing.
Unwritten Office Washroom Rule 3: No Phones in the Toilet
Do you really have to carry your phone to the toilet? Remember you are going to attend to your nature urgencies in private. So why carry your phone with you?
Besides, carrying your phone to the bathroom could cause you illness.
“Touching your phone between using the toilet and washing your hands is a very bad idea,” Dr Paul Matewele, a microbiologist at London Metropolitan University told The Sun.
“Toilet seats, handles, sinks and taps are covered in germs such as E. coli, which can cause urinary tract infections and intestinal illness, C. diff which can result in diarrhoea, and Acinetobacter which can cause a contagious respiratory infection.”
Worse still, your phone can drop in the toilet. Also, the person you are speaking to on phone can hear everything (read all the toilet noises). Isn’t it plain disrespectful?
Unwritten Office Washroom Rule 4: Follow Proper Urinal Etiquette
Without proper etiquette, it will be agonising for you to use the urinals. Thankfully, there is a Bro Code to be maintained at the urinal.
Gentlemen, listen up. Here are the basics you need to keep in mind while at the urinal:
- Maintain maximum distance when entering and choosing a urinal. Get as much distance as possible from any occupied urinals. And while at it, also think about those that may come during your number 1.
- Don’t start conversations at the urinal. A quick nod is enough
- Your eyes should look straight ahead. Don’t peek at the person in the next urinal. In fact, looking anywhere below the head is a NO.
- Don’t stand too close to the urinal nor too far from it.
- Once finished, fasten up your zip/button fly before you break away and turn around to leave.
Take a look at this video and be informed.
Unwritten Office Washroom Rule 5: Don’t Carry Reading Materials to the Toilet
Don’t carry your newspaper, magazine or any other reading material to the toilet. You may plan to catch up on the trending news for the day, but not in the toilet.
The amount of contamination that you will be exposing yourself to if not worth it.
Plus, you may cause unnecessary ques in the toilet because you are taking too long in there.
Unwritten Office Washroom Rule 6: Unguarded ‘noises’ are acceptable
Within the confinement of the bathroom walls, you have the privacy to relieve yourself without being rudely judged.
And in the process, you or the person in the next stall makes noises involuntarily. We can all agree that the noises are not good. But we’ve all made them.
Some huff, some puff, some splash, some blow.
Bottom line is we all learn to live with the noises. No sniggering.
Unwritten Office Washroom Rule 7: Do Your Business and Leave Swiftly
You need to let other toilet users be.
Picture this: You are in the toilet, and then you realize there is a locked door and total silence.
What does that mean?
It’s a tell-tale sign.
Someone behind that door is in agony. (That someone may be waiting it out).
Therefore, do your business and leave swiftly. Don’t linger at the mirror longer than it is necessary. Don’t do your makeup.
Unwritten Office Washroom Rule 8: Observe the Courtesy Flush
If you’ve just dropped something really bad, flush before finishing up. That flush is termed as the “courtesy flush” and it helps to reduce the stench inflicted on neighbouring toilet stalls.
Don’t be that guy. Observe the courtesy flush.
Unwritten Office Washroom Rule 9: Use the Toilet Brush
If you had a rough bowel movement, and even after flushing twice, there is still evidence of what you did, you need to act.
Reach out for the toilet brush, clean off anything unsightly and flush again.
Wipe the toilet seat clean and leave the stall knowing you’ve left it better than you found it.
Unwritten Office Washroom Rule 10: Don’t Use Spray Deodorant in the Office Toilet
You love your body spray. And that’s okay. But, that doesn’t mean that everyone else loves your spray deodorant.
Therefore, don’t assume that when you spray yourself in the bathroom, everyone will enjoy the scent.
You’d be surprised to realise that everyone else in the bathroom feels like you are spraying a toxic gas on their face.
Unwritten Office Washroom Rule 11: Don’t Spit in the Sink
There is absolutely no good reason to spit in the office bathroom sink. It is uncouth and you will end up grossing the other bathroom users.
So where should you spit?
In the toilet stall where you have all the privacy. Just remember to flush after.
Also, don’t spit chewing gum into the sink, urinal, or toilet. Wrap your gum in toilet paper and throw it in the dustbin instead.
Unwritten Office Washroom Rule 12: Always Dry Your Hands as You Leave
Is there a worse feeling than touching a wet door handle on the way out of the office toilet?
Proper hand hygiene cannot be stressed enough. It is a life-saving habit. But once you wash your hands properly, you need to dry them thoroughly.
Because bacteria prefer wet hands.
You see, after washing your hands, some bacteria may remain on your hands. Such bacteria spread more easily via wet hands to dry hands.
So what can you use to dry your hands?
There are many options, but the best hand drying solutions are hand drying air and hand drying paper towel.
Unwritten Office Washroom Rule 13: Check for Toilet Paper
Once you get inside the stall, confirm that there is toilet paper. Don’t start your business until you see the toilet paper.
If there is none, get some more or ask the person in charge to replenish. It is also courteous to warn the next person that there is no toilet paper at the moment.
In case you are the one replacing the toilet paper, set it up properly.
Watch this video to learn the right method of hanging toilet paper, according to science. Is it the waterfall method or the underhand method? Find out next.
These unwritten office washroom rules should be followed by everyone in the office.
They are simple rules. Yet you’d be surprised how many people break them.
Therefore, share these rules with all your colleagues. It’s the best way to ensure your workplace washrooms are decent for everyone.
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